Well, it finally happened

Guaranteed 90% accurate!

Hey, I know some alignment guys who can fix your sign!

Just in case you weren't sure

Unique form of local population control

"But Judge, the sign said…"

"Honest, Judge, ya gotta believe me!" 

"But Judge…..!"

Uh, maybe I'll just keep driving…

Mmm, ditto

Perhaps the sign should have added "while right side up"

The perfect getaway route

You mean I can't just drop off some
body parts and go shopping?

That is, your soon-to-be ex best friend

You can park — just don't stop the car!

The direct approach

Too little, too late

But if you hang a U-turn, you
can legally drive like hell!

'Mercily' is their middle name

News to some, no doubt

Darwinian Law in action

I know the feeling!

Apparently, somebody else does, too!

Darn!

Fair is fair

I sense a certain redundancy here