"…AND BUSH LIED AND CHENEY IS A NAZI AND THE NSA IS EVIL AND GLOBAL WARMING IS GOING TO KILL US AND-"

"And I want it done NOW!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Didn’t you hear? Smoking will kill you!"

"I’m suing because there weren’t any warning signs posted!"

"Up is up and down and down and that’s that!"

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"I just don’t get all this talk about nuance!"

"Huh?  A magpie?  When are you going to start making some some sense?"

"What? A flying hog?  Won’t someone please give me one good example of nuance, something that touches the very core of my soul?"

Oh, now I get it!  It’s like some kind of "picture puzzle" as it relates to real life!  Wow, do I feel dumb!  What would you guys suggest I do?

"But praise Allah we didn’t see her face!"

"The United Nations will be the savior of the world!"

And, when it wasn’t a proper noun, this was true.

"It’s the scandal of the decade!"

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"There’s no obesity epidemic! That’s just media hype!"

"The president of Iran is okay in my book!  He just wants to develop nuclear energy for peaceful purposes, and he has every right!  I heard he had kind of a rebellious youth, but that’s obviously been tamed by wisdom and adulthood."

"I grew up in a lower-class home in Brooklyn, so I know what it’s like to be poor."

"All terrorists are men!  We women only want peace!"

    
"I heard 9/11 was all a government conspiracy!  I read it on the Internet so it must be true!"

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"My computer seems to have a virus!  Should I try fixing it myself?"

"We don’t need Mid-East oil!  I heard we get a bunch of oil from Canada.  We’ll just buy more from them!"

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"Yes, but I’m different than most people."

"What do you mean, ‘the medium is the message’?"

"Unlike you heathens, I believe in animal rights!"

"I don’t know about you losers, but I’m going places!"

"The experts agree with me, therefore I must be right!"

"I saw it on the news so it must be true!"

"I’ve thought it completely through and there isn’t a weak link in my logic!"

"I’m so angry I could kill you!  If I had a gun right now, I swear I’d pull the trigger!"

"I’ll tell you one thing — I’ve got MY head on straight!"

"There you go with that ‘denial’ stuff again!  What in the world do you mean??"

"There’s no such thing as racism in nature!  All animals love one another!  It’s only we humans who can’t get along!"

 
"I don’t know about you, but I think putting different types of animals together is racist!"

"Who are you?!  You keep nagging me and hounding me and fighting with me about everything I blog about until I’m ready to go crazy!  Won’t you just leave me alone and go hassle somebody else?  Why do you argue with me every time I point out how Bush lied to us again and again?  Who are you?!"

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"Oh, come on!  Sure, taking active measures to stop global warming might cost us a few more dollars at the pump, but how do you put a price on saving the planet?  Apart from that, it won’t affect our lives in any way!"

"As I said, I don’t see the small sacrifices we have to make to save the planet as impacting our lives in any way."

"I don’t know about you guys, but I think this is a pretty big deal!!"

"K-Mart is calling their Christmas trees ‘holiday trees’ and I’m shocked, just shocked!  Christmas is dying!  Christmas is dying!"

"Wal-Mart is calling their Easter baskets ‘holiday baskets’ and I’m shocked, just shocked!  Easter is dying!  Easter is dying!"

"Yeah, well, unlike the rest of you losers, at least I’ve got my priorities straight!"

"I could sure use a good working philosophy!"

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"Did you hear?  The face of the Virgin Mary appeared on a bagel in Toronto!  And I heard it’s being sold on eBay!  Do you have their web site address?"

"You bet!  And here’s something else you’ll want to buy!"

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