Jeebus!  Some idiot has driven into the lake and now it’s up to you to rescue his sorry ass!

Well, let’s see what we’ve got here.  Okay, shouldn’t be too bad.
What an idiot this driver is, huh?  It’s too bad people aren’t
trained like we professional tow truck drivers are!

Easy does it…  Yep, folks, professionalism always shows!Hey, with the money I make from this, I can-

Damn!

It was the wind, folks!  Yep, that’s what it was, the wind blew me over!

 Unbelievable!  You, the biggest, baddest tow truck around for100 miles, get a call to rescue… another tow truck?  Out of a lake?Unbelievable, but true!  Well, first let’s get the car out…

 Easy does it…  Jeez, first the idiot in the car falls into the lake, thenthe tow truck driver?  What is this, Official Stupid Day or somethin’?

 Okay, now let’s show the crowd how it’s done!  After all,you’ve got the biggest, baddest tow truck around for 100 miles!

Piece o’ cake!  Hey, with the money I make from this, I can-

Damn!