The essence of indecision
 
 

Seeing is believing
 
 

I believe you were before me…
 
 
Science doesn’t lie
 
 

Bomb Squad humor

 

Another Chinese toy recalled
 

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House in the country: $1,000,000   
Three luxury cars: $150,000   
Leaving town during a cold Michigan winter without turning off the water pipes in your garage: Priceless 

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 What happens when you have: 

1) nothing to do  
2) a sharp knife  
3) a large lime  
4) a patient cat  
5) too much tequila  
6) and it’s football season  

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I argued and argued with the utility company when they wanted to put a power pole right in front of my living room window.  "No way!," I told them.  "Put it anywhere but there!"

Victory is mine!

 

Painted bathroom floor(we hope!)

I suppose the guy had mixed feelings on the matter.At least he was alive enough to be divorced!
 

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"Hold on!  Hold on!  Ten more seconds and we make Guinness!!"

"All right!  Two more kids and we make Guinness!" 
 
1 candlepower flashlight
 
Low-budget gated community
 
 
  From this…

 …to this!

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Nestled in the bosom of one’s family

Morning at the Sunny Pines Superheroes Retirement Center



 

  Tiny Bushflat Hills, Arkansas, finally solves its speeding problem

Cyclops eyeglasses