Doc’s Bag O’ Clips: One-Liners

Best All-Around Philosophy To Sum Up All Of Mankind's Existence Award

One sentence says it all


The Highest Stakes

When it comes to asking a serious question — and I mean a really serious question — Tommy Lee Jones' query in Men In Black would be hard to beat.


Best One-Liner While Being Shot At Award

Besides having some of the greatest knockers in the galaxy, Erika Eleniak also scoops up this award for her two great lines in 'Under Siege': 

1.  In the 'Politeness Under Fire' sub-category, there's this reply to the general.

2.  But for being downright sane and sensible in the middle of a gunfight, it's hard to be more sensible than this.


"Ugly All Day"

Apart from being a pretty good action flick, 'Con Air' also had some

really
great
one-liners


Know Your Priorities

I thought 'Van Wilder' was terrific.  Even the gross-out scene with the dog was, ahem, tastefully done.  I thought his reaction here was one for the books. 


A Reasonable Guy

Bruce Willis asks a fair question in The Fifth Element.


Fair Warning

From 'Rambo III', perhaps Sly's most famous line.


Saddam's Legacy Lives On

Bad guy speaks serious truth to power in Under Siege 2: Dark Territory.