Based on a true story.
"Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. The Bloggers Censorship Board has come to order. We have two blog posts to review today."
"Morning, Jim. Hi, Mary."
"Good morning, Tim. Marsha, I love your dress!"
"The first item on today's agenda is this somewhat revealing picture from the current cover of Rolling Stone magazine. A blogger on Bill's Blog Site wants to post it and is awaiting our decision."
"Looks fine to me."
"Oh, I love Lady Gaga! She's so fresh and original!"
"Well, I'm no fan of this Gaga gal, and the picture appears a bit risqué, but it's showing less skin than the last Pepsi commercial I saw, so it's okay by me."
"Thank you for your input, ladies and gentlemen. I'll let the blogger know he can go ahead with his post. Now, as to the second picture on today's agenda, a blogger on Baggie's Barn wants to post the following."
"I've never seen anything so shocking!"
"Goodness gracious, and I thought that Rolling Stone picture was bad. This is positively pornographic!"
"Thank you for your input, ladies and gentlemen. I'll let the blogger know his picture was soundly rejected. See you all tomorrow morning."
"Marsha, I just love that dress!"